itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(via lifelongfailure)


thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via moshbrotatoes)


ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

(via immmortalhd)



tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

(via moshbrotatoes)


anarvosa:

This is mine, so please don’t remove the caption or change the source. And please please please don’t self promote. Please.

anarvosa:

This is mine, so please don’t remove the caption or change the source. And please please please don’t self promote. Please.

(via augustus-w4t3rs)


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via augustus-w4t3rs)


hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via flawsscarsbruises)




missmagrathea:

remember when Blink was on the Simpsons…

missmagrathea:

remember when Blink was on the Simpsons…

(via augustus-w4t3rs)


towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via lifelongfailure)


jeamus-hd:

So The Creatures went to go see Hercules

(via immmortalhd)