(via boldbruises)


baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

(via ruinedchildhood)


thisisjustgreat:

At the point that whenever I express genuine enthusiasm about something, people assume I’m joking.

(via sleeping-with-razor-blades)


insertcoolpunhere:

mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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(via waker-81)


1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


jaclcfrost:

i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like

i love u

u are cool

i do not want to scare u away

what if i scare u away

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)


thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via a-kitten-with-scissors-for-hands)